What is Cheap:

Caps and shirts from the Detroit Lions Pro Shop
Rod Blagojevich appearance fees
CEO salaries at Chrysler and General Motors
Stock Prices
Brett Favre New York Jets Jerseys
Plaxico Burress’ pants
Gasoline
Houses in Florida, Nevada, and Michigan
Gifts on the Oprah Winfrey Show
Holiday merchandise at Macy’s
Mortgage Rates
Coal and Oil
Gas Guzzlers
Minnesota Vikings Playoff Tickets

What is Expensive:

llinois U.S. Senate Seats
Obama Inauguration Tickets
The New York Yankees 2009 Payroll
Yankee Tickets
Shoe-Throwing Training Sessions in Iraq
Ransom fees for vessels on the Somali Coast
Malia and Sasha Obama’s Private School Tuition
Wal-Mart Stock
Brownstones in Manhattan
Gold
Solar Panels and Wind Generators
Hybrid Cars
Aaron Rogers Packers Jerseys
Winter Classic Tickets (Red Wings vs. Blackhawks) at Wrigley Field

Happy New Year!

Don Salyards and Family